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]TKS[	Posted: Sep 16 2005, 07:01 PM
Senior Member Group: Global Moderator Posts: 4,396 Member No.: 22 Joined: 23-May 05	http://www.illmitch.com/Index.htm this is 100% serious. --------------------

Rocksock

Posted: Sep 16 2005, 07:10 PM

Why so blue polar bear?

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Exercise Our Love

I do not demand much but my heart demands your touch
It is obvious you need me like a cripple needs a crutch
You got my windshield wiper going but I�m low on washer fluid
If I tell you what to do then I know that you will do it
I�ll do the same for you, I�ll do anything for love
And I want you to know that its you I�m thinking of
Strap on your pink helmet, and let�s go for a ride
I�d like to get more in touch with your feminine side
My Russian loving�..
Is hotter than a muffin oven�..

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be like legendary! check me on facebook.

TheStinger2k5

Posted: Sep 16 2005, 09:12 PM

So funked up!

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QUOTE (Rocksock @ Sep 17 2005, 02:10 AM)

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My Russian loving�..
Is hotter than a muffin oven�..

Greatest line ever in a rap song!

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Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can�t tell if I�m a king pin or a pauper

Juju	Posted: Sep 16 2005, 11:47 PM
Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 1,635 Member No.: 59 Joined: 24-May 05	ILL Mitch Spread Team Secret Ways To Spread. Wonder if that's a double entendre. This post has been edited by Juju on Sep 16 2005, 11:49 PM --------------------

aaron

Posted: Sep 17 2005, 11:20 AM

Canadian

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One day I go to dancing in a festival club
Where females do a dance move like a testicle rub
Maybe I find a woman to call my private phone
Or maybe I find a woman to clean my private zone
I see a silly man who was a real party dude
He make fun of my clothes like he want to start a feud
I say you are a wimpy man you do not want to mess me
You dancing like a woman, your movement don�t impress me
So then he throw a punch at me, but I yell out wait!
I must get my boxing gloves before you meet your fate
I reach into my knapsack, to pull out a glove
He scream �you can�t stop a fight!� and give my head a shove
So I shout, that�s it, no more Mr. Nice Man!
You push me in the head once, you do not push me twice man
I throw my sack to ground, and get into a stance
With one punch he hit the floor he did not have a chance

Rocksock	Posted: Sep 17 2005, 11:37 AM
Why so blue polar bear? Group: Members Posts: 4,665 Member No.: 30 Joined: 23-May 05	That beats mine. -------------------- be like legendary! check me on facebook.

]TKS[	Posted: Mar 8 2009, 05:55 PM
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aaron	Posted: Mar 23 2009, 04:33 PM
Canadian Group: Admin Posts: 3,956 Member No.: 1 Joined: 22-May 05	WTF wow I don't even remember this. His page is hilarious!

Evi	Posted: Jul 7 2009, 10:19 AM
Bright Group: Global Moderator Posts: 2,679 Member No.: 17 Joined: 23-May 05	I'm so certain I know this guy from somewhere... -------------------- Mic check...

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