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Ragnaroks Bringer	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 07:44 PM
Smart F***ing Ass. Group: Members Posts: 49 Member No.: 20 Joined: 16-January 08	First, question. What's "ANTISEMITISM"? Okay. Next. I'm "Ragnaroks Bringer". Call me RB, or "Ragnaroks Bringer". Call me "Ragnarok" or "Ragnaroks", and I'll be hiding in your bushes. Quick tip: I won't be there to give you cake. I'm a teenager. My sex drive rivals that of... Well, anything, really. So, yeah. I'm nice, so I censor the word "f*", but not much else, unless I get yelled at. Even then, I'll probably be yelled at again. Sorry. My TW pal "Unkle Addy" (AKA Agent Smith) said to join this. I did. 'cuz I'm cool. I'm a nutjob. And lazy, else I'd type more. Oh, and I have a cult. Want a brochure? -------------------- I normally have a fandidlydamnansome (AKA awesome) sig. But I'm lazy. Shut the F* up. Oh, and my job title is Smart Ass. Sucks to be you. List of things wrong with me: ADD, ODD, ADHD, OCD, OLSO, HLAS, Schizophrenia, and Bi-Polar disorder. And a few things I may have missed.

IchigoFreidel677	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 07:55 PM
l33t Member Group: Admin Posts: 136 Member No.: 2 Joined: 20-August 07	I'll take a brouchure. Also, antisemitism is hate against jewish people, though here, I really don't care what you say, cause I'm a really strong believer in 1st ammendment. Just as long as it isn't like TOOO bad, like where I'll get sued. Being crazy is good, and as for the sex drive, feel free to write all about it, cause most of the people here will have stories that are just as crazy. Welcome aboard. -------------------- DidMyTime677 (5:06:05 PM): sooo... DidMyTime677 (5:06:11 PM): how bout them sox? Gonhai (5:06:17 PM): they're cotton DidMyTime677 (5:06:20 PM): nice "I just want to be the crazy mother fucker in the platoon, I want to be the guy who eats a fucking haji. Then no Iraqi is going to mess with us, I mean, why attack the platoon with the crazy mother fucker who will eat you?"

Ragnaroks Bringer	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:00 PM
Smart F***ing Ass. Group: Members Posts: 49 Member No.: 20 Joined: 16-January 08	Ah. Jews rock. It sounds bad, but if I wasn't in a cult, I'd be Jewish. See? It sounds bad. Sorry. Anywho, what's Smith's name here? -------------------- I normally have a fandidlydamnansome (AKA awesome) sig. But I'm lazy. Shut the F*** up. Oh, and my job title is Smart Ass. Sucks to be you. List of things wrong with me: ADD, ODD, ADHD, OCD, OLSO, HLAS, Schizophrenia, and Bi-Polar disorder. And a few things I may have missed.

silverxcrosses	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:03 PM
n00b Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 16 Joined: 9-January 08	hmm......I'll also take the brouchure. Nice to meet you. I'm also crazy as you find most of the people here are. So pretty much have fun. -Anny

Ragnaroks Bringer

Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:08 PM

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I'm lazy, so I'll quote myself on TW.

The improvised brochure:

QUOTE ("Ragnaroks bringer")

I started a cult. Don't have a name for it, yet.

BTW, before you start assuming I have a bloody floor to clean up from a blood orgy after every meeting, know this:

According to Webster's Dictionary, effectively anything can be a cult.

Christianity, Lunch, Jehova's Witnesses, The Internet, Scientology, etc.

All are cults.

So far my cult has 11 people in it. We're on two continents though. Europe and North America.

I'm the epoP. I have three nuNs. And a bunch of guys who joined after hearing what a nuN vows to do.

See, a Priest or Nun must take a vow of celibacy.

A tsrieP or nuN takes a vow not to die a virgin. Of course, this means that all nuNs should already be "of age" for whatever country they live in. Otherwise they might die in a school shooting, and not fulfill their vows.

Now, it's not they have to have sex, because I'm the epoP, and that makes me holy. It's because sex is (in the words of Micheal) a ceremony of "Growing Closer". Sex makes you happier. Happiness is a good thing.

I got my idea for a Cult (I refuse to call it a religion until we reach a membership of 100 or more. Less than that would be pretentious.) after reading "Stranger in a Strange Land". I read the unedited version, BTW. Else, the idea for sex never would have come to me.

I combined the theories of Fosterites with those of The Church of Nine Worlds. You'd have to read the book to get it. Keep in mind. They removed 80,000 words when they first published the book, just because it described sex in too shocking a manner.

It's an old book. I believe it won the Pulitzer Prize in... 1951?

Yeah.

Anyone want to join? A name for it would be appreciated, too... I can't think of one...

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I normally have a fandidlydamnansome (AKA awesome) sig. But I'm lazy.

Shut the F*** up.

Oh, and my job title is Smart Ass.

Sucks to be you.

List of things wrong with me: ADD, ODD, ADHD, OCD, OLSO, HLAS, Schizophrenia, and Bi-Polar disorder.

And a few things I may have missed.

Ragnaroks Bringer	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:09 PM
Smart F***ing Ass. Group: Members Posts: 49 Member No.: 20 Joined: 16-January 08	Oh, FYI: I recently learned my definition of "cult" was scewed. Lunch isn't a cult. Sorry if I just wrecked your life. 'least you still have Necrophilia. -------------------- I normally have a fandidlydamnansome (AKA awesome) sig. But I'm lazy. Shut the F*** up. Oh, and my job title is Smart Ass. Sucks to be you. List of things wrong with me: ADD, ODD, ADHD, OCD, OLSO, HLAS, Schizophrenia, and Bi-Polar disorder. And a few things I may have missed.

IchigoFreidel677

Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:14 PM

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QUOTE (silverxcrosses @ Jan 16 2008, 08:03 PM)

hmm......I'll also take the brouchure. Nice to meet you. I'm also crazy as you find most of the people here are. So pretty much have fun.
-Anny

She's kinda lame, but I don't know any "smith" here. Umm... If I find them, I'll let you know...

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DidMyTime677 (5:06:05 PM): sooo...
DidMyTime677 (5:06:11 PM): how bout them sox?
Gonhai (5:06:17 PM): they're cotton
DidMyTime677 (5:06:20 PM): nice

"I just want to be the crazy mother fucker in the platoon, I want to be the guy who eats a fucking haji. Then no Iraqi is going to mess with us, I mean, why attack the platoon with the crazy mother fucker who will eat you?"

Hat jemand gehurtz?	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:16 PM
Commander Group: Members Posts: 210 Member No.: 10 Joined: 22-August 07	hey neo... >_> -------------------- my dream avi for gaia... hopefully I can get it...

silverxcrosses	Posted: Jan 16 2008, 08:23 PM
n00b Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 16 Joined: 9-January 08	Oh shut your bloody mouth Freidel. If you don't I'll make u. Remember that. Have a nice day. - Anny

Ragnaroks Bringer

Posted: Jan 18 2008, 05:27 PM

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QUOTE (Hat jemand gehurtz? @ Jan 16 2008, 08:16 PM)

hey neo... >_>

'N-cha, Smith.

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IchigoFreidel677	Posted: Jan 18 2008, 08:04 PM
l33t Member Group: Admin Posts: 136 Member No.: 2 Joined: 20-August 07	Ummm... How about the Holy hcurhC cilothaC manoR -------------------- DidMyTime677 (5:06:05 PM): sooo... DidMyTime677 (5:06:11 PM): how bout them sox? Gonhai (5:06:17 PM): they're cotton DidMyTime677 (5:06:20 PM): nice "I just want to be the crazy mother fucker in the platoon, I want to be the guy who eats a fucking haji. Then no Iraqi is going to mess with us, I mean, why attack the platoon with the crazy mother fucker who will eat you?"

Hat jemand gehurtz?

Posted: Jan 18 2008, 10:01 PM

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QUOTE (IchigoFreidel677 @ Jan 18 2008, 08:04 PM)

Ummm... How about the Holy hcurhC cilothaC manoR

you mean "namoR" not "manor"

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my dream avi for gaia... hopefully I can get it...

Ragnaroks Bringer	Posted: Feb 15 2008, 08:00 PM
Smart F***ing Ass. Group: Members Posts: 49 Member No.: 20 Joined: 16-January 08	But "manoR" is easier to say. "tsreiP" isn't exactly what it should be, now, is it? No. But it's pretty damn difficult to say "tseirP". So freidel won. Sorry. -------------------- I normally have a fandidlydamnansome (AKA awesome) sig. But I'm lazy. Shut the F*** up. Oh, and my job title is Smart Ass. Sucks to be you. List of things wrong with me: ADD, ODD, ADHD, OCD, OLSO, HLAS, Schizophrenia, and Bi-Polar disorder. And a few things I may have missed.

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