Well the other day I was sitting outside and drinking punch for some reason, and the all of a sudden I see a crazy bird, and it punched me using it's talons (don't ask me how, it just did), I later found out that crazy bird was a freakin' Falcon! And that's when I decided that one day I'd make a topic about it. :lol:

HIYALRIOUS. *Sarcastic.*

I'm kidding. And I'm sorry for ripping on one of the comics:

"Coincidence, or CONSPIRACY!?"

Shigero miymata (the nintendo guy, I know I spelled his name wrong) Is out to get you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

Mek.

'Mek' rhymes with 'Bleck'. As in Count Bleck.

It also rhymes with step. I stepped on BFT's skull and crushed it.

It rhymes with deck, as in "rig the deck? never"

Rig rhymes with Brig, as in "Throw him in the brig!"

Brig rhymes with jig!

"Let us get Jiggy with it!"

get rhymes with hit, as in "I'll hit you if you say anything that ridiculus again"

SHUT UP.

Shut up rhymes with "7-up", as in the drink.

Drink rhymes with link, as in "they'll never link me to the crime"

Ummm....i don't have any thing.

Any rhymes with Penny, as is "well, here's my 2 cents"

Cent rhymes with dent in other words "You all will get dents."

You rhymes with True, as in "I'm going to kick you all square in the nuts!!!!!!

Square rhymes with Bear as in "Let's all watch Chuck Norris, and Capain Falcon beat up that Bear"

I got nothing else.

Nothing else rhymes with Something else as in "Well I on the other hand have something else."

Other rhymes with mother, as in, "I slept with your mother last night."

SELF DESTRUCT!!!

*EXPLOSION*

Explosion rhymes with erosion, as in "I think we eroded the moral fibers of his mind"

You talking about me!?

Me rhymes with pee, as in "I pee in Reborn+Dead's oatmeal every morning."

I don't eat oatmeal! >.<

Then who.....

Zymeth: Why does my oatmeal taste funny?

run, run,run, RUNRUN, RUNRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

*wakes up*

Huh...? Where'd those other two guys go? Oh well.

*just sits and thinks*

OSHT!!! WE DEAED ADHOI::ORIHRI IMA SCRARRED!!! SVE USS LORFD SAVE US!!!!

*is confused*

Eh? What happened? Why are you pannicing?

Wait, wait, wait....... I know how to solve this problem....


















Reborn+Dead did it.

I have no idea what the problem is. But as long as I'm not blamed I'm all for it.

Well, i don't see any reason to blame anyone, despite the fact that Reborn+dead did it.

SCREW YOU!! ZYMETH!! SHIKE PISSED IN YOUR OATMEAL!!!

Zymeth: WHAT!!?

See Shike I did a favor for you. I told the truth.

Yes, but you made the mistake of being within twelve hundreed feet of me when you "told the truth" you lier. So, you'll die with me. Which is appropriate, because it was totally you who did it. Cobra will vouch for me, right Omega?

Well both of you are awesome soooo....

I DID IT!! IT WAS ME!! I PISSED IN YOUR OATMEAL!! Shike, and R+D are innocent!

Zymeth: but, I just made this oatmeal. I haven't left it unattended since I made it. I meant it tasted weird because Regulus decided to switch brands.

Ohhh...I didn't piss in anything, but a toilet then.. Heh heh.. ^_^'

I don't know how we survived but....I have to kill you Shike!!

NIGHTMARE CRUSHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

*EXPLOSION*

20,000 Mets were killed that explosion, as were 1000 Sniper Joes, and 200 hippies.