Attention, puny humans, I have an announcement to make. My kind have lived among you for centuries, but we have always hid ourselves, for we are creatures of solitude. We posses humans and through them, we studied your planet's culture. However, despite all of our research, we still have never openly interacted with humans. Until today. We have finally decided to speak with you humans through another of your kind, and this human was the nearest one to our hideout. We have decided that your constant abuse of power upon your own planet is unforgivable. Our kind existed in a vast number, until greed, selfishness, and war tore apart our civilization. We have decided to save you humans from the same fate that befell us. Here is our advice. End your wars, for in truth, wars are nothing but mere fights between children, only fought by adults. Work together. You humans constantly abuse your power and fight among yourselves. Why do humans hurt instead of help? That is their nature. That is the nature of all living beings with too much power. Instead of using a stick to hurt a man, use it to help him back up. We have also decided that you should correct your ways before you interfere with other worlds. What if your evil infects other beings? If you refuse to change your ways before you find life on other worlds, then you must be terminated. Our research is complete, and we shall return to our home world soon, but remember... Even when we are far away, out of your view, you must always remember...

Buddy, i understand you wish to change humanity, but you picked the wrong forum to announce your intentions. First off, we don't give a damn about most things. Second, we are probably the epitome of the issues you've explained. Third, we've hung out with Lord Vincent Zymeth for a few months, so even planetary destruction doesn't seem that bad.


oh, and finally: have you seen how strong we are? And you pick US to potentially pick a fight with? By any chance did you aliens discover recreational drugs far stronger than anything we can comprehend, or did possessing Cypher make you stupid as well as giving you an ego about half the size of our moon?



No offense, Cypher.

... Is this some kind of joke? Was it Bob from accounting? I think it was Bob, that guy's a jerk. Or did someone post under my name while I was logged in?

You don't even HAVE a job, much less one where you could work with someone with the title "bob from accounting"

Everyone lies on the internet. Oh wait... Never mind, it was my neighbor. In retrospect I really shouldn't have told him my password. He's being sent to the asylum as we speak. Or maybe that's me?

EDIT: Turns out I was just high and thought I was an alien. The psychiatrist says that last week, I thought I was a ninja.

Well I sent my spies to your psychiatrist. Guess what? he said you thought you were actually...a girl...that explains on why you were always left for dead, after fighting a dragon that explodes. That ALMOST always happens.

GET OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU PERVERT!

Why is everyone yelling? I mean, this whole "alien" thing is probably just a hoax. Aliens coming from space to help humanity? That's silly.

We will see in 1 hour and 16 minutes... (when it will be 2009 here in Colorado)

*Hiccup* Hey there, *hic*, Earthlings! We know we were *hic* all stressed out before, but we found this substance called, "beer", and we're chilli-*hic*-ng out! Yeah, We know, We're a *hic* bunch o' lightweights, but hey, this is our *hic* first time! Now, remember every*hic*one...

*throws up then vanishes*

What? Why am I at my computer? Oh well.

HAPPY NEW YEAR




Also, why am I drunk? No people are dead.

Your FACE is drunk

Why yes

yes it is

Say can I use those pictures?

Oh hey, I forgot about this.

Sure, why not?

MUHAHAHAHAH!!!

Mind if I ask why you bothered asking for permission, considering that topic was posted months ago?

And those guys said I copied someone. :(

so asking for permission goes out of date after a while?

Well, it's nice to ask before you use it.

More like it's common sense to ask before using something if you're going to bother asking at all.

@Cypher: Well, it can't be helped that ring copied from someone who's actually proficient at English grammar and spelling, so that pointed it out as a repost. And according to Rule 24, "every repost is always a repost of a repost." Sorry that happened man, but on the bright side, that's one more thing to be angry at ring for.

The real question would be, "Did Cypher ask Nintendo for permission before using that picture of Deoxys?

We may never know.

Well that would ruin the idea of stealing from you as a joke.

I know perfectly well it's a joke, but why even ask for permission if it is?

I only asked for permission to use the pictures. It adds on to the joke ya know?

I give up. Trying to reason with you is like trying to explain Quantum Physics. And I know nothing about Quantum Physics.

I think I love that about myself the most.