ERNESTO'S BEDROOM NEWS

THE 1st PRINT. Headlines for this week:





It's official people: Genoma r fucked, despite a valiant effort by resident 40 year olds, Blz, Aeris, Noize, and Jackdumbshit. Oh, and Jp is there too. Most people have left Genoma for Invisions newest sensation, Ernesto's Bedroom. QUOTES FROM MEMBERS:

Link-"Wow, this is only HALFWAY shitty"

Necro- "Do we need fucking forum games?"

Sora- "LOL GENOMA R DIEZ"

IN OTHER NEWS: A flame war between resident homeschooled kid Sora, and Genomian 40 year old douche Jack, escalated, resulting in bannings of Necro, Sora, and Link.

PIC?- Sora may post his pic soon. STAY TUNED.

Homestar jewish?!: "I'm jewish" It's true folks.

Jack Comiks?- Jack comiks in the works? Interview with Sora later.

GIF OF THE WEEK:




Interview with Sora:

LINK: What compelled you to start the Jack comics?

Sorario: Well, it was during the night I actually started the Flame War with Jack. Me, you, and Necro started making jokes about his "life" that he claimed he had, and then you said I should do a paint comic on his life. So, I did. I have yet to show it to all of Ernesto's Bedroom, but I'll probably post it later.

LINK: Maybe it could become a weekly feature. So, what are your thoughts on Genoma now?

Sorario: I believe "LOL GENOMA R DIEZ" sums it up pretty well. Lets face it, the administration at the place sucks. Jack and Noize try to hard to "Pwn people" or be funny, Aeris is just plain stupid, and blz...he's probaby laughing at this like the LSD induced prick that he is.
LINK: What are your thoughts on the new forum, Ernesto's Bedroom?

Sorario: I like it, we're doing really good for being open for only a week. If we keep at it and keep advertising, we'll probably be around for a long-assed time.
LINK: I agree. Anything that set's Ernesto's Bedroom apart from other forums?

Sorario: I think it's the overall laid back mood of the place. People like that, and I know I do. It's nice to have a place to go when I'm bored. It's kinda doing well without really trying to.

LINK: Will we be seeing your pic anytime soon?

Sorario: Probably, Imma try and get a haircut sometime this week.
Link: Good. And that's all she wrote folks. Any last words?

Sorario: Yes, Ernesto's Bedroom FTW.

Sweet...

Link gets a cookie
111

No LInk gets a beer!

urrrrr....

Okay...2 beers.

HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: GENOMA DEAD

COMMENTS FROM MEMBERS:

Necro- "Well, it was a good run...straight into the ground."

Sphony- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!"

Jack- "LOL I R BANT YUO"

Aeris- "LOL my new forum will be better than Genoma!"


Other News:

Friday Night- Necro wacked off, thus breaking his holy vow. Have fun burning in eternal hellfire sinner!

Affilates- Affiliate button was made last night. Who cares right?

Pop vs Pop- It's pop you cunts. POP

Coheed- Some claim Coheed is great, others....are fucktards.

2,500 Posts- Will be reached tonight. Sora already has the Kool-Aid prepared.

INTERVIEW- Actually, fuck the interview right now, same with the GIF. Imma do it later.

BURN!

LOL good read.

we need an update in this shizdizzle ...(LINK , PUT THE XBOX CONTROLLER DOWN!!!!)

you should do a column on Bigger Nigger

lol. You're actually right.

Spring Break means NONE of my friends are around, so it's been Halo 2. HOWEVER, I am updating.

3/29/06

Hello and welcome to the latest edition of El Fin News. Brought to you today by Sorario because Link is a lazy cuntbag. ANYWAY, let's get started.

Necro vs Link

Local douchebags/admins Link and Necro engaged in an e-fight earlier this evening, calling each other various lame insults, like fat, skinny, and fag. Needless to say, it was as amusing as Hilary Clinton's fake vagina. Eventually, the two backed off, and haven't engaged in an e-war since. Link later commented:

"He's just jealous of my penis guitar playing skills. Then again, who WOULDN'T be jealous of that?"

Will Necro retort to this, possibly causing a whole new e-war? Or simply ignore it and flame Link over MSN? Only time will tell.

To view the bitching in action, click here. It's mostly on Pages 2-3.



Lime's Joke Accounts

Resident Global Mod Lime in the Coconut, after posting obscene links to meatspin and fuck.org, was banned a few days ago, only to return with joke accounts. His first joke account, the notorious "BiggerN*****" [censored because Jon's a bitch], was used to bypass this ban, and was almost immediatley called out by local admin Sorario, in the hopes of him being Samuel L. Jackson. He however was not, and was banned for this act of nubness (and also for being a joke account). Shortly after, Lime registered a new account, "MellowYellow", and claimed to be testing a proxy. He was eventually told to stop and just wait out his ban. Several announcements/rules have been made because of this, causing some controversy, but it was later resolved in the Mod Forum.



New Mods

After recent discussion, new mods were chosen. The list of new mods is as follows:

OT Mod: Jonny V
Music: Daniel

Globals: Halbert, SolidSNORK

Congrats and shit to them. As for the remaning forums, mods will be added to them as we become more active. Stay tuned for more info.



The Dissapearance of Beloved Member, ghostofjohnstamos

After the death of Genoma, Stamos migrated here to our very own El Fin. After posting for a short time, he seemingly dissappeared, but was recently seen yesterday, online but not posting. If you have any information regarding him, please contact the admins and stamp pictures of John Stamos around your neighborhood.



lil_joey_fan

Local bitch, lil_joey_fan was recently banned due to constant bitching and whining about how El Fin sucks and is boring. Whether or not she knows she's been banned is unknown, but who the hell cares? Local admin Link had this to say:



"I don't have anything personal against LFJ, except for the fact that she: Is emo, likes Green Day and James Blunt, is obsessed with Anal Douche McJones Harrington, and is generally a flaming bitch. Anyway, good riddance. We don't need emo shit on our forums. Also, some would consider her a "FUCKING PENIS BITCH."

Thanks Link for that awesome commentary. For anyone who still gives a shit, LJF is probably lurking the 1UP Message Boards.



And in closing, we bring you tonight's top story:





Link's Fucking Disturbing Avatar

You've seen it on the forums. If you haven't you're a blind douchebag. That thing that makes you cringe with WTFness, yes, I am referring to Link's avatar. It depicts a deceased(?) woman having her eye cut with a razor blade. Link had this to say regarding his avatar:

"I found it at 1up, and figured 'This will be kinda funny'. So, I put it up. And fuck you guys for changing my sig".

THANK YA DOG FOR THAT BITCHIN COMMENTARY.



GIF Of The Week




And in closing, I would like to announce that these will now be made on a weekly basis. Also, I will be experimenting with different things on these updates, so pardon the mess. That's all, and thanks for reading El Fin News!

Win. Fuck it, I'm too lazy and can't take an hour to do this shit. You got the time, update weekly.