[Gossip City]

...often leads to, you know, infants and stuff.

as we all know, sex lies and scandal can do two things to a person. a: it can affect
them mentally, and turn them into complete and utter slags, as shown by the goyles.
or b: it can affect them physically, and make them big. real big. been feeling sick
lately miss mclaggen? having a craving for the oddest of foods which you wouldn't
dare have eaten three months ago? don't try to hide it sweetie. yes, even the most
perfect, well behaved students can go off the rails, and it looks like our alexa has
gone for the worst... right into babyville.

however, there's more. from reliable sources, we've heard mr baby daddy doesn't
belong to sweet and innocent longbottom. and let's face it, he wouldn't have the guts
to get someone laid anyway. so whose is it A? we hear it's from another certain A. a
certain A who's a total snake, right down to the core. so since when did snakes and
lions get along well? it's giving me a headache, this new found friendliness between
the two houses. or maybe, more than friendliness... and what's more, we hear this
certain seventh year snake already has a girlfriend. cheating isn't exactly frowned
upon in that house, but getting someone pregnant at seventeen? hey, even slytherins
have morals. lets just hope little miss gryffindor fifth year doesn't find out, or the gig
is up. pray your little friend isn't reading Alexa, because it's about to get messy.

and as a little side note, has anyone noticed miss weasley, miss potter and mr nott
acting strangely lately? and what about the new dark lady rising up on the streets?
news on that story coming up soon.

you know you love me.
xoxo.

gossip city.

[Skye d'Eath]

leave them alone, you sad excuse for a life. everybody makes
mistakes, yeah? you being born in the first place was a mistake. just
find somebody else to screw with and leave these people alone.

--SKYE

[harlow james wood]

First and foremost, whomever you may be, you should learn to keep your rather large nose out of other people's business. It's not your place to dabble in the misfortunes of others, and it's not for anyone else to speak about either. You're messing with four of the nicest and probably most respectable people in the entire school (not that you'd know much about respectable, being so slimy yourself), and you're just looking for trouble, messing around with them and all.

With that said, please keep your slimy hair and drippy nose in your own personal life and stop concerning yourself with the lives of others.

REGARDS,
Harlow J. Wood

[Alice Enid Longbottom]

WHAT
THE
HELL!?

-alice enid longbottom

[Annabelle Katherine Goyle]

and to think i used to like reading your stories! not that i love my brother. >_>; but. this is really an old story. and, insulting the goyles goes affect me aswell. whoever you are, you're a cow. and, insulting frank does insult me aswell. i don't care if you think whatever about that stupid alice, but frank and angelo mean a tiny bit to me.

ANNABELLE !

[ALEXA JADE MCLAGGEN]

Alright, aside from the fact that I hate Gossip City more than anything, I've decided I need to say my part. Pretty much everyone knows already, seeing that I'm what? Fourteen and a half weeks pregnant with twins? I'm relatively large considering how far along I am and if people didn't already know, it would have been easy for them to guess. Frank may not be the father, and I won't disclose who the father is until he feels like speaking up for himself, but Frank is one of the sweetest, most genuine people ever and it's wrong of you to even mention him here. He's a saint for still sticking with me, even though the children who I am pregnant with are not his.

You should also leave Alice and Angelo out of this- there's really no reason they should be a part of this whole thing. If you want to bash on Gryffindors and Slytherins dating, than fine, but that doesn't seem to be the main point of this stupid, slanderous article.


ALL THE BEST
ALEXA JADE MCLAGGEN

[JEREMY ADAM CAULDWELL]

Dear Most Unkind Sir or Madam,
Now, I cannot say it is my place to tell
you whom to talk about and whom not
to talk about, but it is rather rude to talk
about anyone at all. If they are pregnant,
congratulations to them all- a new life is
a wonderful and exciting thing. However,
it is not for you to disclose whether they
are or are not. How would you like it if
someone was posting things like that about
you?! The least you can do is give them
a name; but you're too much of a coward
to even do that.

Pathetic.


J. ADAM CAULDWELL

[Bonnie Patricia Bateman]

I feel awful for these people.
I'm not particularly close with any of them...well other than Frank.
and I have to say I feel terribly sorry for my good friend.
but despite the fact that I'm not exremely close with any of them
that doesn't mean I think that information of such a personal matter
should be shared in such an awful way. this isn't any of most people's
business. and all I have to say is that I'm disgusted and that I'm
sorry for these people. well that and the fact that I'm glad I have
nothing for this website to talk about. I pity the people that do though.

bonnie b.