You Damned Massachusetts Liberals!

Prayer.

When I walked into work today, I overheard a discussion about whether or not the company should allow switch blades that are three inches or longer. Supposedly, our manager, Steve, told us it's safety month. So I butt myself into the conversation (a verb Steve is really familiar with) and I give them my practical reasons why we should carry our usual three-inch, box-cutting, plier-adjustable pocket-knives. It seemed obvious to me that protection was our paramount priority. "Protection?" they asked inquisitively, their eyebrows already peaking upwards in that trademark, condescending, liberal snare. Of course protection, I told them. Do you have any idea how many Mexicans come into the store? Thousands of Mexicans come into the store just to harass small girls. And the others? They actually rape them. It's true. That's all Mexicans do, actually. I told this to the group of employees bantering about the topic, but they were unfamiliar with the impending Mexican Invasion. I described to them the events of the invasion. First, all of them would disappear. The scope of this mass exile would be cataclysmic to both the American economy and our lawns. Second, because all Mexicans are agents of Satan, they have the ability to collectively coordinate a sudden onslaught of gangrape. We would have no time to make a defensive measure, seeing as how all of us would be getting raped.

I told this to the group of employees, but they didn't believe me. They're too brainwashed by the Jew media to think objectively. Faggots.

End prayer.

Question:
Where does Massachusetts enter into this?

It's the LIBERAL central. The only place more liberal would be New York.

Ah.

But I thought NAFTA made sure all the jobs moved to Mexico? What are Mexicans doing in Chicago and how is that a LIBERAL problem?

Prayer.

You seem to be missing the essential point. Mexicans are fundamentally a piece of the liberal conspiracy. Don't you know anything? Who do you think made Mexicans want to rape everyone? SATAN, YOU FOOL! And who controls Satan? The Antichrist. And who is the Antichrist. . .?

FUCKING BARACK OBAMA.

You can shovel your head in the sand and masturbate to NAFTA, but I'm going to shovel my head in the sand and pray to Jesus.

End prayer.

Mexicans aren't liberals. They're idiots. The liberals use them as pawns to further their socialist agenda.

Hey Abraham good to see you on here!

I thought of another reason everyone should carry a knife -- Remember that time I told you to kill your boy Isaac? If you would not have had your knife on you that day, you may have had to try to beat him to death. I doubt even you could have done that with the way you were crying like a little liberal fag that day. Sometimes I wish I wouldn't have stopped you from killing him.. I haven't had a good human sacrifice for ages.

So in conclusion -- Tell them libs you need to be armed in case God commands you to murder again.