a thread for all the quotes that stick with you.

"I'm not even gonna ask how I'm still alive, 'cause you know what I think? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment."
--charlie the unicorn

"when life gives you lemons, you squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt people in the eyes!!!!"
--unknown, it was written on the board in study hall one day :P

"I hate yuki! and I LIKE hating him!"
--kyo sohma

"what's all this stupidity tumbling out of your mouth?"
--inuyasha

"he's even rude when he's polite..."
--kagome higurashi

"contrary to popular belief, I am, in fact, all that."
--that crazy kid from my school

"this is my timey-wimey detector. it goes bing when there's stuff."
--the doctor

"why can't I marry this pie?! all I want out of life is to be mrs. sam this pie!"
--sam puckett

"aelita, my mouth is full. can you take this one?"
--odd della robia

"you're a creepy genius!"
--jeremie belpois

"the name is blitzwing, insect! remember it! 'cause it's the last thing you're gonna hear before I... EXPRESS MY FEELINGS IN SONG!!!"
--blitzwing (he has tripolar disorder--icy, hothead, and random)

:D :D :D :D :D

awesome!

just random quotes and sayings that I found



What happens if you get scared half 2 death twice?

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize

To the guy that discovered milk , was was he doing with the cow ?

A day without sunshine is like... night

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Most of my quotes are lyrics sooo yeah live with it.. I love music to much lol

"We all die just to live and yet we all live to die" Higinia - Blessthefall

"I won't give up on you, these scars won't tear us apart" The Sadness Will Never End - Bring Me The Horizon

"Only with you, what's left of me is yours to keep" - What's Left of Me - Blessthefall

"We sleep with our eyes open just so we can survive and we bleed with our hearts broken just so we feel alive" - Me

"It could be worst, you could be nutered, now THAT would suck." Chad Bingham (Rest in Peace)

"I'd rather die then get away" God Wears Gucci - Blessthefall

"We Dance Like Zombies Do In The Middle Of The Rain" - There's No Sympathy for the Dead - Escape the Fate

"I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy..." Charlie the Unicorn in episode 3 :P

"I'd let you cry on me, but you'll get no sympathy. Tell me the truth, it was only you. And I'll lend my help, when your done lying to your self." - Some emo song I wrote

"When 5 becomes 4, and 4 becomes 1. Your not just passing on, you're passing on all the fun we had, you made us laugh. We only cried but once." - Four Becomes One - Hawthorne Heights

"Keep My Casket Closed" - When I go Out I want To Go Out In A Chariot Of Fire - Escape the Fate

"Before I die, I will have seen it all, the mountains I have climbed, HELP ME ENJOY THE FALL" - The Webs We Weave - Escape the Fate

"As the battle rages on, blood stains the ground we're on" - This War is Ours - Escape the Fate

"Yeah yeah yeah, I'll pay, when tommorow, tommorow comes today" Tommorow Comes Today - Gorillaz

"I'm happy. I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine, in a bag. I'm usless. But not for long, the future is coming on" - Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz



I lol'd at lyokogirl's quotes though. They amused me

"The hardest part of a Zombie Apocalype is pretending I'm not excited." - Arch-Angel (a member of BZPower)

"Honk, honk." - Harpo Marx

"OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!," -Axl-Mega Man X8

a few more...

"I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I beleive in me!!"
--wreck-gar

"WHAT THE BLEEP IS POLIOSIS?!"
--achmed the dead terrorist

"hedge trimmers are never the answer!"
--carly shay

"I only have one life! why waste it being sane?"
--the lovable maniac who sits behind me in biology

"when life gives you lemons... MAKE ORANGE SODA!!!"
--bud hansen

"welcome to earth!" will smith in independence day
"what is it you want us to do" "diiiiiieeeeee..." president and alien in independence day
"send this message to your nazi boss" hugo stigiltz when pointing pistol at SS officers privates in ingloriuos basterds

thats all I got for now :D

jeff dunham: Drive from the valley . .
Peanut: was bad as hell !
J:traffic
P: sucked like hell !
J:drivers . .
P: angry as hell !
J:and you . . .
P: were scared as hell !
J: Parking here . .
P: sucked more like hell !
J: so .
P: were in hell !
P: and these are our hell mates !


If all the roads were paved with ice that wouldn't thaw or crack , I could skate from Maine to Nebraska and on to Alaska , and back , cause you keep me warm . - The tip of the iceberg , Owl City

I pwn you ! - Ryan Higa

ShamWOOHOO ! - Ryan Higa

Me: lauren, what do you think cubans' speak ?
Lauren: Cubish ?
Giana: Omg ! I think you just outbeat Melissa in being the blondest blonde in the school !
Me: Ye- HEY !
- convo between me and my two friends . xD

This isn't what it looks like ! - me whenever my friends see me doing something stupid . (:

My hearts on an auction , it goes out to the highest bid - reverse this curse , ETF

you can sit beside me when the world comes down , if you don't believe me than just turn around , we dont need our bags and we can just leave town , you can sit bbeside me when the world comes down - mona lisa (when the world comes down) , AAR

A personal fav of mine ,

Thank god they found balloon boy , I was afraid Micheal Jackson was ordering take out from heaven . - found it on facebook xD

On one video I don't remember the URL:

"I don't wanna be a noob thief no more,
I don't wanna have to pay for this,
And if you believe that you can catch me,
Then you'll be another victim of my fist."

"Me: You have some up dog on your shirt!
Mel: Up dog?
Me: ask what up dog is!
Mel: What's up dog?
Me: *Laughing insanely* nothing!"

-Commercial for the Wake up call guy doing different accents-
Guy: "Good morning, Germany. I would advise you to get up, it's NEIN! (get it? :))"

"I'm special, I'm happy, I'm gonna heave,
welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave"

-Blockhead quotes-
"GHOSTMAS!
Beep beep! Outta my way!"
Introuducing... get outta my way!
Introducing tooongs!
...the sights are scary, the features are frightening, and the rides suck!
--
Conscience: Hey, who knows?
Blockhead: I know somebody that does! *points to radish on top of his head*
C: The radish knows?
B: knows what?

this was a cheer I heard at a swim meet on saturday...

"gimme a B! gimme a C! gimme a Q! gimme a question mark! gimme an X to the power of 6! gimme a simley face! what's that spell?! BLEEEECHHH!!!"

my team was laughing so hard... we started trying to think of a better one, but we couldn't... they were just shouting out random letters :P

:mellow: :huh: :o :D

thats awesome!

just remembered this one.

raven: "your skin is green, you have fangs, and your ears are pointed. you're really worried about a stain?"
beast boy: "chicks dig the ears!"

Ooh, from Teen Titans, Trouble in Tokyo, before they met Daizao (I think that's how you not spell it), fighting a Godzilla-like ink monster?

I got a few ever since I have been playing Fallout 3, it some Liberty Prime quotes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE&feature=related

America will never fall to communist invasion!

Democracy is non-negotionable!

Death is a preferable alternative to communism!

tactical assesment: red chinese victory.... IMPOSSIBLE!

communism is the very definition of FAILURE!!

communism is a temporary setback on the road.... TO FREEDOM!!

Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated!

Democracy will never be defeated!

Better dead.... THAN RED!

"people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of... wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey.... stuff."
-the doctor

"the parents are... irritating. can I take them out?!"
-ironhide

ayame: "I suppose I should apologize to you..."
yuki: "you? apologize to me? for what, being insane?"

"there's something behind you!!!"
-yuki (something = kakeru)

"The world is quiet here" ~Various members of the VFD (minus Klaus, Violet and/or Sunny Baudelaire)- A Series of Unfortunate Events (randomly placed in the 13 4/5 books- including the Unauthorized Autobiography, the 14th chapter of the 13th book, and the other 3 books/sources L.S. wrote)

"Victor! Are you still alive?" ~Professor Professor- The Secret Show

"Yes! I'm still alive!" ~Victor Volt- The Secret Show

"Destroy us all!-" ~Billy- Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Code Custard! Code Custard! (Security Breach)" ~Changed Daily- The Secret Show

"For reasons of security, my name is changed daily. Today, you may call me... *groans when he looks at his PDA* (note: these are the names from different episodes) Flobber Wobber Bobber Bobber Bobber/Foo Foo Flubber Faucet/Princess Dainty Cakes/Snortington Fairy Shoes/Nibbly Nobbly Knock Knees/Nincy Nancy La La." ~Changed Daily- The Secret Show

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone."-Unknown

"It's me vs. the world. I fear that I have too much of an advantage in this situation."- Me

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense"-Unknown

"If you die, I will kill you."- Me

"Shut up! Just shut your mouth!"- Robert... from the Cloak

"This could be serious... like AIDS serious"- The cloak

"It's a gift... and a curse."- Monk

"Hm... by now as a communist he should have either dusted or turned into a giant red squid of some sort."- The Cloak

now for the big insult one:

"Wise men make quotes. Fools repeat them."

"Raisins and peanuts! Raisins and peanuts! That's all that's there! Raisins and peanuts! Ahhhahahahhhhaaahhhh! I'm going crazy! There's no- oh, here it is." ~Me, going crazy because there were only raisins and peanuts (along with cashews and almonds) in the trail-mix... until I saw an M&M

"It's the worst physics movie... Ever... This is not just a disaster movie. It's a disaster."
— Review of The Core by The Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics website.

When life gives you lemons, squirt out the juice, load it in a water-gun and fire it at life's eyes/throw it back at life,
When life gives you apples, make applesauce,
when life gives you bananas, yell at life "Is this a fruit stand!?!?" ~Unknown (slightly edited, because I can't really remember it)

"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me." - the cheese man... :fear:

"Xander is suffering! I don't think the solution is pie!" - Rupert Giles (Giles, you fool! Everyone knows pie is ALWAYS the solution!)

"It comes in pints?" - Pippin

"We represent the lollipop guild." "The lollipop guild." "The lollipop guild." "And in the name of the lollipop guild.." "PUT DOWN THE *****ING GUN AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!" "In munchkinlaaaaand!" - a random photocomic from TFW2005

"Hello, hello, remember me? I'm everything you can't control..." - Evanescence, "What You Want..." New song premieres TONIGHT! EVANESCENCE IS BACK, BABY! :panic:

I AM YOUR FATHER!!! - Darth Vader ^_^

"NOOOOOO!!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! D'X" - Luke Skywalker, who probably shouldn't be making me laugh. :lol:

JOIN ME LUKE!!! JOIN ME ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE! AND TOGETHER, WE WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE AS FATHER AND SON!

I know! im laughing so hard I can't feel my kidney :lol:

..... *refuses to admit that she doesn't remember the next line*

"Luuuuke / I'm your father ("It's not true!") / It is uuuseless tooooo resiiiist ("MY HAAAND!!")/ Come with meeeee, my son / We will ruuuule ("I'll never join yooouuu!") / Search your feeelings, iiiit is truuue / So you have a twin sister who Obi-Wan was wise to hiiide / If you will not turn, then perhaps she will / give in to your haaaate / You are miiiiiine" - John Williams is the man

"He's my brother!" "Then you shouldn't have made out with him!" - Jack Black playing with his toys :P

jack black is epic! especially in iCarly!!!

CARLY BIT ESPARTIMEY'S THUMB :P

These are my favorite portal series quotes :P
Well, just GLaDOS right now since she has so many great lines

Portal 1

[GLaDOS]
• You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

• "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."

•"Two plus two is f-f-f-f... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!

•"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

•"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

•Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!

•Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

•Have I lied to you?
[pause]
... I mean, in this room?

•While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

Portal 2

• I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster.

•Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

•You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.

•You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion, it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine but on you it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion. Oh, wait it's a she. Still, what does she know about, oh wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!

•Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him.

•Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

A silly little interview between Amy Lee and a puppet on Cartoon Network.... Back when they did stuff like that and it was really awesome.

Puppet: "So where do you get your hair?"
Amy: "From... From my roots. In my scalp."
Puppet: "It's very pretty."
Amy: "Thanks."
Puppet: "I wish I had hair like that."
Amy: "Do you?"
Puppet: "Yes, I do."
Amy: "Well, here..." *drapes her hair over the puppet's head*
Puppet: "Hi, everybody, I'm Amy Lee!"
Amy: " :stare: ... :D Oh, cool, then I'm doing the interview! *puppet voice* So, Amy Lee, what's it like being on tour?"
Puppet: "Well, I like it sometimes, but other times I miss home."
Amy: "Well, you sang a real pretty song on the radio. Could you sing part of it for me?"
Puppet: "I could. Okay... MAKE ME WEAR A TIE! MAKE ME WEAR A TIE! DRESS ME UP AND DRESS ME LIKE A MAN--"
Amy: "Okay, stop!"

I HAVE ONE!!! LAZER ARROW!!!!!! :lol:

"Spike lips! Lips of Spike!" - Buffy :D

Hehe, I just watched that...

"....You have an axe in your face."
"YOU have an axe in YOUR face."
"No I don't."
*throws axe* "Now you do."

BUFFY QUOTES: QUOTES OF BUFFY

"How bored were you last year?"
"I watched Passions with Spike.... Let us never speak of it."
- Buffy and Giles

Glies: [Holds up a wooden idol to frighten away a murderous demon] Back! Back!
Demon: [Looks at idol questioningly] That is a fertility goddess.
Giles: [Looks at idol; notices that it's pregnant] Oh. [Hits demon in head with idol]

Xander: "You and Willow go do the superpower thing. I'll stay behind and putter around the bat cave with crusty old Alfred here."
Giles: "Ah, no. I am no Alfred, sir. No, you forget. Alfred had a job."
[Moments later, someone makes a comment that Giles misinterprets as a disturbing joke, laughing hysterically]
Buffy: "Are you drunk?"
Giles: "Quite a bit, actually."
Buffy: "Well, stop it!"

"You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake." - Xander to Principal Snyder in a dream

"Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from A to Z — from 'axe' to... 'zee other axe'." - Buffy

Spike: "And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?"
Giles: "Y-you help me and I-I don't kill you."
Spike: "Oh, tremendously convincing. Try it again without the stutter."
Giles: "Money. I could pay you money."
Spike: "Oh, I like money. How much?"
Giles: "A h-hundred dollars."
Spike: "A hundred dollars? You'll have to do a lot better than that. Two hundred."

"That probably would've sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas." - Buffy learns to get dressed before making dramatic speeches

Riley: "These spells, they really work? I mean, can you really turn your enemies inside out? Or... learn to excrete gold coins."
Anya: "That one's not so much fun."
Willow: "They work, Riley, but they take concentration. Being attuned with the forces of the universe."
Xander: "Right, you can't just go librum incendere and expect-"
[Book spontaneously combusts]
Giles: "Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books."
- Is magic real? Apparently, yes.

"Except I seem to be British, don't I? Uh, and a man. With... glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably." - An amnesiac Giles attempts to find himself

OH NANA, whats ma name? - Rihanna :sweatdrop:

from Harry Potter:

Hermione: "She just likes you because you're the Chosen One!"
Harry: "....but I AM the chosen one! :lol: "



yeah...so..it's much funnier when you see it :wacko:

I remember that one! :P it was indeed funny :P

what I don't find funny is how he "fell in love" with GINNY!!!! of all people?!?!

and RON!!!! WITH HERMIONE!!!! that was annoying!

Ron and Hermione are THEE CUTEST EVER :wub: :wub: :wub:

Harry and Ginny bug me.............cuz in the movie, they portray Ginny as a very minor character and then all the sudden BAM their making out and your like WHAT!?

EXACTLY !!! I still see her as that little girl Harry saved from the Chamber of secrets....not the girl he's making out with! :shifty:

ron and hermione are fine, it's just the way Ron is jealous of EVERYONE annoys me!
first he is jealous of victor krum for asking hermione to the yule ball, then he is jealous of Harry because he is always the center of attention....I hate people like that!!! the other day, I got to a page in HP4 I was reading where ron was angry at how much money harry has....

SERIOUSLY DUDE! its been 7 books and your STILL jealous !! GET OVER IT!!!! :angry:

Another great Buffy quote:

Glory: "Any last words, slay-runt?"
Buffy: [Smirks] "Just one: Truck."
Glory: [Looks confused, then is hit by a truck]

And three quotes from TFPrime:

"HOOAAH!"
- Ratchet on steroids

Ratchet: [Clicks tongue and winks at Arcee] "How's it hummin'?"
Arcee: "Did he just-?"
- Yes. Yes, he did.

"It's all right - I'm an emergency vehicle."
"AUUUGGGHHH-!"
- Ratchet lays the smackdown on Decepticon Joe

Rory: We're dead, aren't we?
Amy: Eh?
Rory: The lift fell and we're dead.
Amy: Shut up.
Rory: We're dead. Again.

Roranicus Pondicus, do you realize just how many fangirls you have? x3

By all means destroy my possessions; I dare say, I have too many. -Albus Percivil Wulfrick Brian Dumbeldore :P