Help me out here?

[Sephy 4ttack]

I'm sorry to be posting this, but I do believe there is something seriously wrong with Phoebe (aka PhoeMe ) I mean is it something to do with her glands? Why does she find it so impossible to cover her breasts/stomach/arms/legs/arms/other random body parts? Is it a pyscological condition? Have seven years of being a witch taken their toll on the old brain cells? Is she insecure? Does she live a secret life as a prostitute? Is it an incurable disease that is highly contagious...or is it just genetic? Whatever's up, we need to find it out soon or she will die of lumbago...and then we'd be left with just the power of two all over again! And we definately couldn't do that to poor old Piper!!

So, *whips out kiddies first aid kit* What's the diagnosis?

[earlymorningmist]

I think before Kit disappeared, he/she [was Kit a he-cat or a she-cat?] ate the majority of her garments of clothing...

[Pipers #1 fan]

I don't know whats wrong with her,
But by the way Kit was a she cat.

[Triquetra]

Uhuh! Definately a she, remember that marriage councelling (sp?) episode? That was either a woman or a man with very nice breasts...and a small waist....

ANYwho, I love this topic , and Sephy, I do share your concern. However, after much internet research I have found several real conditions (honest! ) that fit her down to a tee.

Condition-o Numero Uno (ie. 1) Mustoutshinemysistersitus
Well, we couldn't possibly have Phoebe having a more interesting and heartfelt life than Piper now could we? And she simply has to be quirkier than Paige...so what's the perfect solution.....TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!

2. Burententine's Disease
This is a relatively new disease, but rather sad all the same. It is lemon a person cannot cover more than 17% of their skin, otherwise their head will implode. Yes, that's right. As well as her torturous marriage (and her even more torturous divorce) inferiority complex, hard-to-cope with powers and huge teeth, poor ickle phoebses has to get dressed every morning in her sluttiest clothes to avoid having her guts split all over her goochi shoes.

3. Distractionfromtheenormousteeth-ophilia
^^It's in the name.

That's about all I got for the mo, research (and updates to the site actually) has been put on hold by the extreme hecticness of my life recently.

Meh, perhaps you're right Sammie. Kit probably did just eat all the clothes

[Fire Warrior]

Honestly, I'm quite amazed no-one realised it yet, she's obviously trying for a place in the 'biggest-slut-on-TV' list