Okay, Im going for a completely different style here! Just so you know Im on holidays atm, I havent seen my mates for a while and Im completely hyper!I think the rating of this fic will be 13+ (PG) for violence and crude humor.
I was browsing though other peoples stories on fanfiction website and I came across the most hilarious yet stupid piece of writing I have read in a long time! So Im going for the same sorta style. If I could remember what the author was called or what the story was called, I'll let you know.
So yeah, I was inspired. Lol!
Okay, so the characters are a bit out of character...
I dedicate this story to Em, as one of her fave weird pairings couples is what this story is about.
Anna sat on her bed after a hard days training. She sighed.
No way in hell can she let anyone know who she likes (And no, its not Joe!)
He was already taken, and it was by one of her best friends!
She must keep her love hidden.
No one will ever find out, she thought as she drifted off to sleep.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the living room, Perri and Matt had gathered the other four remaining members of the Solar Blue crew for a house meeting. Deb and Simmo were conveniently out. Jilly was at her Uni.
“What’s this about Perri?” Bec asked.
“It’s about Anna” replied Perri as she held Matt’s hand.
“It’s obvious that she likes one of us guys” Matt said, nodding at Heath and Edge, “and me and Perri want Anna to admit her deepest, darkest secret”
“What? That she’s completely obsessed with Pokemon and has got several games and books of it hidden under her bed?” Fly said.
Matt, Edge, Heath and Perri all stared at her.
“We weren’t talking about that secret” Perri said slowly.
Bec frowned at Fly
“I thought it was that Digimon show she liked”
“You knew?” Fly said surprised.
“Yeah, I knew” Bec laughed.
“Okay people! Let’s not get bogged down with Anna’s odd obsession!” Matt said.
“We are talking about her other
deep dark secret” he emphasised.
“Why?” Heath asked as he raised an eyebrow.
“It’s her business who she likes” Bec piped up.
Perri smiled evilly
“Well, we’ve got to have some excitement and stir up trouble somehow” she innocently.
“Count me in!” Heath said, earning him a light punch from Fly.
“All we’ve got to do is to make Anna confess her love somehow…” Perri started to pace, her mind whirling with ideas to plot her evil plan.
“Who does she like anyway?” Bec wondered out loud.
Everyone in the room, except Edge, sweatdropped and stared at her.
“You’re kidding, aren’t you?” Matt said.
Bec blinked innocently.
“I mean, you’d have to be blind
not to notice how obvious she is” stated Fly.
Perri turned to Fly
“Of course I know. I am her room mate. You should hear her when she talks in her sleep” Fly giggled.
“Yeah, it’s not like she hides it that well” commented Heath.
“You too Heath?!” Perri said.
“You’d have to be pretty retarded if you can’t pick it up” Matt said matter-of-factly.WAM!
Perri punched him hard.
“You just called Bec a retard” Perri scolded.
“… Sooo rrr eee….” Matt groaned, clutching his nose.
“So who does she like?” Bec asked, starting to get ticked off by not knowing what everyone else did.
Everyone stared at Edge who was innocently flipping through a surf magazine, not paying attention to the Solar Blue crew’s conversation.
He soon felt their eyes on him. He looked up, bewildered.
“ANNA LIKES EDGE!!??
SHE IS GOING DOWN!!”
Bec stood up in disgust and made her way to the stairs.
Perri jumped in front of her.
“Bec, calm down. Remember, if you kill her, you will most likely go to jail, and that wouldn’t give you a good image on the Pro Circuit, will it?”
Bec closed her eyes and did some deep breathing to calm herself down, trying her best to keep her fiery temper under control.
She sat back down next to Edge.
“Anna likes ME??” Edge said dumbly.
Everyone around him, except Bec, nodded.
Edge gave a goofy grin.
“Wow. Aren’t I popular?”
“Don’t let it go to your head, Edge” Bec snapped.
“Ow… Sorry…” Edge nursed his face.
“Moving along” Perri said hastily, looking at Bec who was giving Edge deathly glares.
“On to our plan I think” Matt said.
“Right! We’re going to need a video camera” Perri said, grinning.
“I’ve got one” Heath said, giving a goofy smile.
Fly looked at him, unimpressed.
“I think we already know that Heath, you’ve only been shoving that thing in our faces ever since we got here!”
Heath gave a nervous laugh.
“Heh. I know, I'm just saying.”
“Okay, moving along. My plan is…” Perri’s smile faltered.
“Um. I forgot” she said sheepishly.
Matt took over.
“The plan is this. Over the next week or so we get Edge to flirt like mad with Anna and we film it. After that week, we drag Anna in here to watch our ‘evidence’ and see if we can get a confession out of her”.
Edge smiled uncertainly, but faltered when he met Bec’s thunderous look.
are we doing this again?” Fly spoke up.
“Why not?” Perri replied simply.
“Sounds good to me.”
“So, are we all in?” Matt said
Perri, Fly and Heath all murmured their ‘yes’s.
Edge rubbed the back of his neck.
“Am I allowed to take part in this Bec?” he asked nervously.
Bec narrowed her eyes at Perri.
“I get to do the interrogation, don’t I?”
Perri pulled a face.
“Can we share?”
Bec thought for a moment.
Perri smiled brightly and turned to Heath.
“Be ready to roll that camera tomorrow Heath!”
Heath gave her a short salute.
Everyone got up to go to their rooms, it was pretty much time for bed.
Bec turned to Edge.
“I'm still your girlfriend. Don’t forget that” she said softly.
“I won’t” he replied, kissing her goodnight.