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[Worthy]

Okay, Im going for a completely different style here! Just so you know Im on holidays atm, I havent seen my mates for a while and Im completely hyper!

I think the rating of this fic will be 13+ (PG) for violence and crude humor.

I was browsing though other peoples stories on fanfiction website and I came across the most hilarious yet stupid piece of writing I have read in a long time! So Im going for the same sorta style. If I could remember what the author was called or what the story was called, I'll let you know.

So yeah, I was inspired. Lol!

Okay, so the characters are a bit out of character...

I dedicate this story to Em, as one of her fave weird pairings couples is what this story is about.

Anna sat on her bed after a hard days training. She sighed.
No way in hell can she let anyone know who she likes (And no, its not Joe!)
He was already taken, and it was by one of her best friends!
She must keep her love hidden.
No one will ever find out, she thought as she drifted off to sleep.

Meanwhile, downstairs in the living room, Perri and Matt had gathered the other four remaining members of the Solar Blue crew for a house meeting. Deb and Simmo were conveniently out. Jilly was at her Uni.

“What’s this about Perri?” Bec asked.

“It’s about Anna” replied Perri as she held Matt’s hand.

“It’s obvious that she likes one of us guys” Matt said, nodding at Heath and Edge, “and me and Perri want Anna to admit her deepest, darkest secret”

“What? That she’s completely obsessed with Pokemon and has got several games and books of it hidden under her bed?” Fly said.

Matt, Edge, Heath and Perri all stared at her.

“We weren’t talking about that secret” Perri said slowly.

Bec frowned at Fly
“I thought it was that Digimon show she liked”

“You knew?” Fly said surprised.

“Yeah, I knew” Bec laughed.

“Okay people! Let’s not get bogged down with Anna’s odd obsession!” Matt said.
“We are talking about her other deep dark secret” he emphasised.

“Why?” Heath asked as he raised an eyebrow.

“It’s her business who she likes” Bec piped up.

Perri smiled evilly
“Well, we’ve got to have some excitement and stir up trouble somehow” she innocently.

“Count me in!” Heath said, earning him a light punch from Fly.

“All we’ve got to do is to make Anna confess her love somehow…” Perri started to pace, her mind whirling with ideas to plot her evil plan.

“Who does she like anyway?” Bec wondered out loud.

Everyone in the room, except Edge, sweatdropped and stared at her.

“You’re kidding, aren’t you?” Matt said.

Bec blinked innocently.
“Huh?”

“I mean, you’d have to be blind not to notice how obvious she is” stated Fly.

Perri turned to Fly
“You know?!”

“Of course I know. I am her room mate. You should hear her when she talks in her sleep” Fly giggled.

“Yeah, it’s not like she hides it that well” commented Heath.

“You too Heath?!” Perri said.

Heath nodded.

“You’d have to be pretty retarded if you can’t pick it up” Matt said matter-of-factly.

WAM!

Perri punched him hard.

“You just called Bec a retard” Perri scolded.

“… Sooo rrr eee….” Matt groaned, clutching his nose.

“So who does she like?” Bec asked, starting to get ticked off by not knowing what everyone else did.

Everyone stared at Edge who was innocently flipping through a surf magazine, not paying attention to the Solar Blue crew’s conversation.

He soon felt their eyes on him. He looked up, bewildered.

“What?”

“ANNA LIKES EDGE!!?? SHE IS GOING DOWN!!”
Bec stood up in disgust and made her way to the stairs.

Perri jumped in front of her.
“Bec, calm down. Remember, if you kill her, you will most likely go to jail, and that wouldn’t give you a good image on the Pro Circuit, will it?”

Bec closed her eyes and did some deep breathing to calm herself down, trying her best to keep her fiery temper under control.

She sat back down next to Edge.

“Anna likes ME??” Edge said dumbly.

Everyone around him, except Bec, nodded.

Edge gave a goofy grin.

“Wow. Aren’t I popular?”

WAM!

“Don’t let it go to your head, Edge” Bec snapped.

“Ow… Sorry…” Edge nursed his face.

“Moving along” Perri said hastily, looking at Bec who was giving Edge deathly glares.

“On to our plan I think” Matt said.

“Right! We’re going to need a video camera” Perri said, grinning.

“I’ve got one” Heath said, giving a goofy smile.

Fly looked at him, unimpressed.

“I think we already know that Heath, you’ve only been shoving that thing in our faces ever since we got here!”

Heath gave a nervous laugh.

“Heh. I know, I'm just saying.”

“Okay, moving along. My plan is…” Perri’s smile faltered.

“Um. I forgot” she said sheepishly.

Everyone sweatdropped.

Matt took over.

“The plan is this. Over the next week or so we get Edge to flirt like mad with Anna and we film it. After that week, we drag Anna in here to watch our ‘evidence’ and see if we can get a confession out of her”.

Edge smiled uncertainly, but faltered when he met Bec’s thunderous look.

“Why are we doing this again?” Fly spoke up.

“Why not?” Perri replied simply.

Fly shrugged.
“Sounds good to me.”

“So, are we all in?” Matt said

Perri, Fly and Heath all murmured their ‘yes’s.

Edge rubbed the back of his neck.
“Am I allowed to take part in this Bec?” he asked nervously.

Bec narrowed her eyes at Perri.

“I get to do the interrogation, don’t I?”

Perri pulled a face.
“Can we share?”

Bec thought for a moment.
“Okay,”

Perri smiled brightly and turned to Heath.

“Be ready to roll that camera tomorrow Heath!”

Heath gave her a short salute.

Everyone got up to go to their rooms, it was pretty much time for bed.

Bec turned to Edge.
“I'm still your girlfriend. Don’t forget that” she said softly.

“I won’t” he replied, kissing her goodnight.

[bwh-fan]

ooh! cool i get a story dedicated to me
yay! woot woot lol
ive never had a story dedicated to me b4
i feel speshial

[Worthy]

Lol! You should feel special.

Well Ive finished the draft for chapter two AND three. I just need to type them up. I sorta feel sorry for Anna in later chapters *evil grin*

So how do you like the story Em?

EDIT: Well Ive finished typing it up!

Here is chapter two!

By the way, I forgot my disclaimer...

I do not own Blue Water High or any of its characters. Heck, I even stole this idea off someone else! But trust me, this storyline is different form the other persons that I stole off.

We all cool with that?

Okay!
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Anna woke from her slumber and gave a yawn.
What a lovely dream she had, her and Edge got married under a tree near the Solar Blue Academy.

She got dressed and headed down for breakfast, smiling to herself.

“Here we have Anna! Kiteboarding champ of the Academy!” Heath had jumped out at her in the hallway, shoving his camera in her face.
“Also, the only teenager in the Solar Blue Academy to be single- OW!” Perri yanked Heath away by the ear, leaving a confused Anna.

‘Heath and Perri are acting odd this morning’ Anna thought to herself.

“Heath! You IDIOT!” Perri yelled at him.
“You’re making it way too obvious!” she said, still yanking his ear.
“Ow! Yes, master, I’ll behave!” Heath said weakly (AN: readers of the Love Hina manga will understand this reference)

Meanwhile at breakfast…

Anna had sat down with a bowl of cereal at the dining table. She started eating and was absentmindedly staring at the empty cereal box in front of her.
She felt a pair of eyes on her. She looked up to see Edge staring at her.

He smiled at her and winked.

Anna raised an eyebrow and looked behind her to see if Bec was standing behind her. No one was directly behind her. Fly Bec and Matt were all at the stove, debating about the best way to cook eggs.

‘Why is Edge winking at me?’ Anna thought.

Edge got up from the seat opposite her, and walked to the seat on Anna left and sat down.
He was getting far too close than Anna felt comfortable with and she felt herself edge away from him slightly.

“So Anna…” Edge said huskily, moving the empty box of cereal away from them.
Anna had a quick glance at Edge’s handsome face before he gestured to her cereal.

“Are you going to finish that? There’s no cereal left” he said suddenly.

“Err…” Was the response that Anna could manage before Fly and Bec grabbed Edge by the arms and started to drag him away.

“We just need to borrow him for a second” Fly said as she and Bec dragged Edge into the living room.

Anna looked to Matt; he was still cooking his eggs.

Anna raised her eyebrows, what was with this house today?
First Heath ambushes her in the hall with his camera… Well that was nothing unusual really, but then Perri dragged him away, what was with that?
Edge was acting really weird, and she could have sworn that he wasn’t really interested in her cereal at all. Fly and Bec were clearly up to something and acting like loonies.
Had she woken up to the house that had turned insane overnight??

Matt seemed to be the only normal one left at the moment. Except that he’s cooking eggs. And he’s allergic to eggs… Oh well…

Anna contemplated leaving some cereal for the poor Edge, but then decided against it. Reason one: She was hungry. Reason two: She didn’t want to give herself away by acting like she had a thing for Edge. Reason three: She didn’t really feel like getting murdered by Bec today…

In the living room…

“What were you doing??” Bec said angrily.

Edge rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

“Um, flirting? Like the plan?” he said hopefully.

WAM!

“Idiot! You’re supposed to wait for Heath to film you” Bec exclaimed.

“Oww… It was practice?” Edge said, trying to defend himself as he clutched his nose.

Bec was about to hit him again when Fly grabbed hold of her arm.

“Um, Bec. We need him in one piece. You can kill him after this week is over, okay?” Fly said.

Bec nodded.

“Ny nee?” Edge groaned (That translates to “Why me?”)

Bec looked at him sharply.
“You say something?”

“No ma’am!” Edge said quickly.

This plan was going to be a lot harder than Edge thought.

[bwh-fan]

I like the story.

lol about ur disclaimer... i dnt own bwh either...except for joe (sanderson) .. in my dreams lol

[Worthy]

Lol, Im glad youre liking it. Im having so much fun writing it! *evil grin*

Im half way through drafting chapter four. Poor Anna... Lol!

[bwh-fan]

that was a great chapter

and whilst were on the subject of anna...guess what? mara added me on face book! woot lol...oops shouldnt've said that...starch ur gonna get mad lol

[Stellerz]

cool em. i bet ur gonna poke her...like u do to taryn...lol

[Worthy]

Aw WHAT??!! That is so unfair!

Uh, hey what do you know? I actually havent typed up the next chapter yet, but Ive done the draft. It'll most likely be up tomorrow.

That is unfair Em... Aw man...

[bwh-fan]

Its a good story
I like it how you have humor in it, but where is the crudeness?
So what I pick up is that they have a plan to film Edge and Anna.
Interesting.

K fine? is that what you wanted starch??

[Worthy]

Lol, yep Im happy.

Heh, I'm trying my best to keep this G rated, I dont want Sparx to ban me lol! There was one line in the first chapter that was crude, but then I changed it.


I think I'll add in some Bold and Italics to make it more fun to read...

Chapter Three.

The following week passed with many incidents that seemed extremely strange to Anna. She had decided: Her housemates had gone insane.

The strangest thing of all was the way that Edge was acting. He had been flirting with Anna the whole week, Bec was usually in the background, and the vein on her temple could be seen throbbing a mile away.

And whenever Heath wasn’t around with his camera when Edge was flirting with Anna, Bec and someone else, usually Perri or Fly, would drag him away and then re-emerge a few minutes later from an adjoining room with a suspicious palm-like red mark on his face

It was Saturday. Anna thought it would be a great day to relax.

She thought wrong.

The moment it turned 7 o’clock she was woken by Perri, Bec and Heath poncing on her and tying her hands behind her back.
‘Damn, they ruined a perfect dream…’ Anna grumbled in her mind.

Perri, Bec and Heath started to drag Anna down the stairs and into the living room.

“Do you guys want to explain what the hell is going on?” exclaimed Anna, getting pretty annoyed.

“We’ve got something to show you” Bec replied gleefully.
Something in her voice made Anna worry. It was just way to cheerful.

“At 7 am in the morning?” Anna questioned.

“Yep” Heath said “filmed by me” he said proudly.

WAM!

“Shut up! You’ll give it away!” Perri said as Heath clutched his face.

“Soorrreee…” He moaned.

‘Oh God, not another one of Heath’s docos…’ Anna thought.

She was greeted by Fly, Matt and Edge in the living room. Fly and Matt were wearing scary smiles on their faces, while Edge, well, he was reading another surfing magazine.

“So Anna, you’re probably got many questions, like what we are all doing here at 7 in the morning” Matt started.

“Uh, actually my first question was going to be why am I tied up?” Anna said flatly as Perri and Bec placed her on the sofa.

Matt waved his hand casually.
“Ah, minor details” he said.

Anna rolled her eyes, he wouldn’t be saying that if he was tied up and was surrounded by whacko housemates.

“Roll the tape Heath!” Perri said brightly.

The TV sprang into action, the screen was black but white words began to form on the screen.

‘Solar Blue Crew Productions are proud to present…
“Anna’s Secret Love For Edge”’

Anna’s jaw hit the ground. Hard.
‘Starring-'

Gentle pop music started to play.

The TV showed Heath as he held a digital camera, he smiled at the video camera.
“Heath Carrol”

Matt was in his room, working his laptop. He looked up to the camera.
“Matt Leyland.”

The next scene showed the back of the sofa. Someone was obviously behind it. Fly’s head popped up and grinned.
“Fly Watson”

Bec was sitting in Simmo’s office, looking scarily happy.
“Bec Sanderson”

Perri was outside, holding up her surfboard. She gave the camera a sexy smile.
“Perri Lawe”

The next scene showed Edge inside the house. He was rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
“Guys, I think this is a really bad idea” he said
The music screeched to a halt, like a record played.

“EDGE!” was the yell that came from behind the camera. To Anna, it sounded like Perri and Bec’s voices.

A shoe came flying at Edge. He dodged it easily.

“Ok! Ok!” he exclaimed.

He looked to the camera.

“Dean Edgley.”

Anna couldn’t believe what she was seeing. Surely this was some sort of nightmare.
The TV turned black again as white words began to form on the screen.

‘The Evidence’Bec pressed the pause button as everyone began to face Anna.
‘There is no God' thought Anna, knowing that she was dreading what was going to come.

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So what do you think? A review would be lovely

[bwh-fan]

LoL! that was funny.

nah, don't make it g-rated, make it ma-rated

[Worthy]

Lol! Im not making it MA, sorry. Lol!

Glad you liked it. Ive finished the draft for chapter number four, so I'll get round to that soon.

Is the girls beating up on the blokes okay or is it too out of character?