Jacked up vending machine

Heres how it works, you put a currency of any kind into the vending machine, then the next person tells you what you get.... it has to be VERY random though.

*inserts 50 yen*

o...k...

You get a pop! I think...

*puts in 100 Canadian Dollars in quarters and nickles.*

*You get!.... a pork chop*
and what the fug did you expext for 50 yen? You cant get an apple for 50 yen

trust me

I tried.

anywho
*puts in one wooden knickle*

*Clink* You get.... a nintendo wii!(No logic in this game, lol)

*inserts 100000 pesos*

you get a burrito which eventually gives you food poisoning

*inserts 10 munny*

You got a fake keyblade! Item does nothing! Fake Keyblade is sent to your inventory!

*inserts a dead body which monkeys consider 1 grand*

You get the X-Box 360. You know you want it.
::Inserts a Chair for the hell of it::

You Get!
FIRE!!

*inserts finger*

Bloody stump. (your finger is missing)

1 ton pure gold.

You get, a bloody finger

*inserts one human soul*

You get the owner of the soul with a chhainsaw!

*inserts a cow brain*

You get a pomplemousse! (grapefruit in french)

uhm, 50 american dollars.

you get, two american dollars

*inserts Aiko*

you get pie but this is no ordinary pie this is a magic pie full of chicken covered in chocolate

*puts so called friend in the machine*

you get an aiko

*puts body parts I brought online in vending Machine*