Dead?

[TheBlackSun]

The Black Sun opened his eyes...and then closed them again, there was no difference. Everything was pitch black.
He moved his hand up, it touched a rough surface. Wood most likely, he tried to move the rest of his body...he ached, like he hadn't moved in months...but all around him all he could feel was wood.

He was in a box.

He pounded his fist against the wood above him, a dull thud. He paused to think, then braced himself against the wood and pushed, the wood began to splinter and then gave way, earth started pouring into the box. TBS moved quickly, holding the wood above his head he carried on up until his hand pushed through into open air.

He scraped the earth from around his face and then pulled himself free. He sat, gasping for his breath, on some grass and stared around...all he could see was white, hurting his eyes. He stood up and stepped forward, hitting his knee against something hard. Feeling down he found it was what must be a tomb stone. He stared at it for a while until a black square began to emerge from the white all around. Slowly it came into focus, on the stone were the words:
'Here lies TheBlackSun, Death by lack of posts'

His head spinning he looked around, in the whiteness were three more black squares, he moved up to each in turn. Chibirockstar, DC and ALostMemorie...they had all suffered the same fate.

*Dramatic 'dun dun duunnnn' music*
Cheesey voiceover man: What will happen next?
Can the other three escape their coffins to post again?
Will TheBlackSun be able to keep up the posts?
Who is it that buried them if everyone else is dead?
And why is pluto a pet to micky when both pluto and goofy are dogs and goofy gets to walk on two legs and talk?

[ALostMemorie]

Ahahahahaha.