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Posted: Feb 18 2009, 09:43 AM
Member No.: 26
Joined: 11-June 06
Thain Kornweasel relaxing with a good cherroot
(AP: At Large) Once again Thain Kornweasel and his shetland pony riding Warbands are set to collect the rent from regional members. The Gnomish Warbands will be taking the "totally volentary collections" from their regionmates while they patrol the hinterlands looking for WA policy gnomes. "Its a good situation for us. We make our patrols and collect the money for President Fernanda. He keeps up on speed-dial for just this kind of situation. Hell, he even lets us keep a percentage of the take for our troubles. We were able to buy some swell trebuchets the last time.", Thain Thadbroxton Kornweasel said to a reporter. But what if the nations visited don't feel like contributing, how will the warbands handle the situation. "Sometimes a few object lesions are needed.", the Thain sadly acknowlaged. "All you really need to do is turn somebody's testicles into a speed bag, or sick our War Ferrets on them, and you'ld be surprised on how fast people capitulate."
Regionmates should expect visits in the near future.