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Title: The Lone Star Times
Description: Dispatches from the Texas Embassy


Greenspoint - May 12, 2010 03:35 AM (GMT)
Not sure where else to put this, but here is the first issue of our new Regional Newsletter:

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Texas Newsletter
March/April 2010, Volume 1, Issue 1

Regional Statistics

Pop Stats:
Current Population: 176 nations
WA Nations: 50 nations

Delegate: NewTexas (2036 days)
Endorsements: 41

Dead Nations [March 2010]: 33
Dead Nations [April 2010]: 14

Arriving Nations [March 2010]: 40
Arriving Nations [April 2010]: 27

Bootings [March 2010]: 1
Bootings [April 2010]: 0

Forum Statistics
Total Forum Posts: 63,948 posts
Registered Members: 1064

General Assembly
April, 2010
A Convention on Gender - Against
Medical Research Ethics Act - Against
Drug Trafficking Act - Against
Internet Net Neutrality Act - Against
WA Numeration and Units Act - For
Microcredit and Microgrants - Against
Meteorological Cooperation - For
March, 2010
Museums of Musical Heritage - Against
Repeal "Disaster Preparedness Act" - For
A Ban on Forced Disappearances - Against
International Road Safety - Against
Universal Clinical Trials Act - Against
Disaster Preparedness Act - Against
A Promotion of Basic Education - Against

Security Council
April, 2010
Repeal "Condemn Ninja Pirate awesome town" - Against
Condemn Aegara - Against
Condemn Ninja Pirate awesome town - Against
Commend Yelda - For
March, 2010
Commend Imagey Nation - For
Condemn Greater Tezdrian - Against
Commend Antarctic Oasis - For
Commend Sedgistan - For
Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny - Against

2010 1nd Quarter Elections

Texas Cabinet
President of Texas - The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas
Vice President of Texas - The Polski Stany of Crosby-Huffman-Barret
Secretary of State of Texas - The Militant Mercantile Alliance of Greenspoint
Secretary of Defense of Texas - The Holy Empire of Richard I
Secretary of Space of Texas - The Article IX Repeal of Trecdom2
Secretary of Counterbalance - The Spring Fever of Bearistotle and Hebert
Goddess of Texas - The Goddess and Ruler of World of Sweet Furry Kittens
Secretary of World Assembly Affairs of Texas - The Three-Headed Monster Secretary (The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland, The Bold and Buxom Cat-house of Thessadorian Catgirls, The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer)

Texas Representative Council
The Duchy of Channelview
The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit
The Skybound Republic of Havensky
The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia
The People's State of Independent Planets
The Republic of Myrrphon
The Deer Hunters of The Sedge
The Collective of Wolf MacLeod

Texas Constitution
Texas Constitution: Article IX Repeal - Failed
Texas Constitution: Article X Amendment - Passed
Texas Constitution: Article XXV New Article - Passed

Regional Events

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Texas hosted a St. Paddy’s Day party complete with bagpipers, green beer and Big Tex in a kilt. At least we think it was Big Tex – we might have imbibed a wee bit much o’ the green beer.

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Flush with the success of that, we hosted a beach party for spring break. It was attended by Big Tex, Bearries, and the crew of Voyager. Again, we blame the brew for the hallucinations.

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And in the ongoing Chat Box – we have discussed missing people, war and the lyrics to odd sixties songs. Once again, we blame the drugs.

Interregional Events

Texas opened its borders to the friendly nations of 10000 Islands for the 10KI Getting’ to Know Our Allies Tour, March 18 - 20. Texas held a Lone Star Stock Show & Rodeo, where the beer never stopped flowing, chaps were in fashion, and a lasso was your only means of getting yourself a cowboy.

Recently, Texas was invited to Liberty Alliance for a meet and greet. We brought over truck loads of Texas Beer, Texas BBQ, and our world renowned Texas Breakfast. Both Texas and Liberty Alliance are busy losing the pounds we gained over the weekend.

Texas Department of Space Affairs

The Texas Space agency is proud to announce a new uniform. All departments except for security are expected to fully transition to the new uniform by June 09, 2010. The two piece uniform is designed to be more user friendly with division colors predominantly displayed on the shoulders and the rank insignia placed over the left collarbone.

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Role Play

In the Recreation Center, Trecdom and CHW are finally fulfilling their desire to nuke the heck out of each other in role play. Darned if we know what’s going on. We just wish we had the arms contracts for both countries. We also think recreational stimulants might be involved.

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Statement from the Commanding General of the Trecdom Military.
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On 24 March 2010, the nation of Crazy Hell for War launched an invasion of Trecdom. The reasons behind such action are not clear but it is suspected CHW was unhappy with economic sanctions being levied by Trecdom. While a stalemate soon brought the ground war to a crawl, both sides launched massive air strikes. Due to threats by CHW, the Trecdom Nuclear Force was given real launch orders for the first time in Trecdom History. Those forces were recalled however, when the weapons launched by CHW were destroyed prior to impact. On 4 April 2010, with assistance from Independent Planets, Trecdom forces were able to force a withdrawal of all enemy troops. Both sides are currently under a ceasefire while a more binding peace treaty makes its way through the Trecdom Council.


Co-authored by Richard I, Bearistotle and Hebert, Trecdom, NewTexas, Greenspoint




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