NS WORLD ASSEMBLY HQ, 1 MARCH 2010

Kawaiians around the world were treated to a surprise announcement today that the Diaspora Church of the Eternal Kawaii had been elected the regional delegate of Anime. Word has it that the election was unanimous, as noone opposed TEK's bid for the position. Our reporter-on-the-street ventured into the heart of the Fortress in Paradise City to get reaction from the Kawaiian tribesmen living there. Here are a few representative responses:

"I didn't know Anime even had politics...they're a pretty laid-back bunch."
"I guess they were too busy watching fansubs."
"We're still a member of a region?"

Rumor has it the WA Nunciate's promotion to Delegate was done without her knowledge or approval. Witnesses in the WA Strangers' Bar have expressed doubt on the teenage ambassadress's emotional stamina for the job, coming on the heels of her recent assault upon the ambassador of Nazi-like Zombies in the middle of the General Assembly hall.